UPDATE: BEER MAKES YOU DO STUPID THINGS!!! It`s official I have discovered through my own research that beer can in fact make you act like a complete CHODE!! Last night I bet my mate Wayne that I could FLYING HEAD BUTT A WALL!! I did and now my eye sights gone all funny and I have a head ache!!I also wake up with leaves in my hair after diving into some hedges on the way home last night!!!

I love to write poems when I`m hungover heres a couple for you to enjoy!

MRS MIGGINS

Mrs Miggins won`t let you down,

Mrs Miggins won`t let you frown,

But whatever you do don`t eat her pasty,

Because contained within is something nasty! 

PLAY THE BASS

Wetsuit crotcht tickles my ass,

Let go diving and play the bass,

Not the instrument but the fish,

Then after supper Miggin`s tasty dish,

tits out for Mum day 98,