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IN THE WORDS OF OZZY (ABOVE) THERE WAS ONLY ONE WAY CERTAIN PEOPLE WERE MEANT TO GO!!!!!!!!
When I told my GrandMother that my idol was OZZY OSBOURNE she didn`t look too pleased!But there comes a point in fame where what you longed for all your life actually comes!!! You`ve given half your fortune to record companies, managers, producers, engineers, editors, the list goes on and on and on...... What do do now? You`ve given alot of your money to your family, charities and maybe friends what to do now??? You`ve still got lots of money, lots and lots of money ( EVEN THOUGH THATS HALF OF WHAT YOU DESERVE THANKS TO THE THEIVING BASTARD RECORD COMPANY) TAKE LOTS OF DRUGS!!! DRINK LOADS OF BEER!! AND HAVE SEX WITH AS MANY WOMEN AS POSSIBLE!!! or bring up a family or both maybe!! But here is a tribute to those who did it all!!!!!
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MY FAVOURITE HELLRAISERS!
OLIVER REED!!!
This boy was bad! Patriotic to the end, military to the heart and always kept his working class roots to close to his soul. Ollie always felt that he didn`t deserve the money he made from acting and that he owed to his friends that were still working properly ( down the pits etc). That`s why he chose never to move to America like most of our Hellraisers! Beleive it or not Ollie was never an alcoholic he could go for days with out drink, but when he drank.....well then you know where the saying Hellraiser comes from!!!
I know want you story from his past so here is one you may not of heard!.... Ollie was working on a film with a young actor, as the film was progressing the young lad hit his 18th Birthday! All the cast were invited to a meal, at a nearby reasturant, to celebrate. Everyone turned up apart from.... Ollie.... eventually he burst throught the doors with a hooker on his arm!! Stormed across the dinner table kicking food and plates everywhere across the young actor who was sat at the end and announced "This is a prostitute who my friend you are going to spent your night as a man with!!!!!" As the whore ran away crying and the lad ran away as well! Ollie poured a choclate trifle over his his head and marched out of the place in a mocking of a NAZI storm trooper.
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OZZY OSBOURNE
Before OZZY became one of the most popular faces on MTV ever, he was probably the most unpopular person (apart from his legion of fans) on planet earth. As a result of his drunken antics he had animal rights protesters,extreme christians,politicians and the world`s drug squads out for his blood.Everyone knows of Ozzy`s antics snorting the ants, biting the bat and doves heads off,killing chickens and pissing up the Alamo (the state of Texas`s national monument. Ozzy today though has dried (apart from ocassional galss of wine) up after he attempted to kill his wife Sharon and despit his past he has become one of the nations best loved assets along with his now celebrity family and is one of the funniest people on planet earth. LONG LIVE OZZY!!!!
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MOTLEY CRUE!!!!!
As a collective and at the height of their career, Motley Crue were one of the most feared rock band on planet earth, playing their sets of songs all about women,drugs,alcohol and fast cars giving them their well deserved reputation as one of the best rock bands ever to walk planet earth. It was their off stage antics that began to over shadow the musical side of their career, they were a journalists dream. Every where they went a trail of desrtuction went with them.Living off a diet of heroin,whiskey,zombie dust (a mix of cocaine and several tranquilisers) they crashed cars (an incident involving Vince Neil and a brand new Ferrarie concluded in the tragic death of a fellow musician). Had sex with lots and lots of groupies (A famous incident involving a champagne bottle comes to mind), smashed up hotels and did what every teenage boy dreams of doing.....Spells in prison,allegations of wife beating and heroin over doses eventually tore the Crue apart leaving the members to pursue solo careers.
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